10:57pm

Okay. Oh wow.

The worst thing has just happened. I will never recover!

The sweet angel fell asleep at 6:00pm after being very very fussy ALL DAY, so I think, “Yes! I will go buy beer!”

So, I do.

Walking back from the store I step in the BIGGEST PILE OF DOG(HORSE?) SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN. It is so big it surrounded my entire shoe and sloshed inside of it and splattered all over my legs. And I still have 4 blocks to go ‘til home so I just have to keep going and i can literally feel it in the crooks of my knees as I’m walking and crying.

I’m never leaving the house again. I have PTSD. I’m going on disability and becoming an adult baby.

Please. PLEASE clean up after your dogs. Especially if they are 80 lb pit bulls or whatever.